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WeLp, I MadE An aLBuM!

by 8-Bit Panda Strike

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wake up 6AM turn on the cartoons tummy's rumbling I'm in one of those moods don't talk to me don't care if I'm rude I'm on a quest for cereal, dude get your vitamins on get your minerals on get your calcium on get your magnesium on breakfast the most important meal of the day grab your spoons! pancakes waffles this shit can't be beat bacon hash browns it's like crack to me. you must think that I am seriously disturbed I can't help that I am a breakfast nerd [repeat prechorus and chorus] breakfast the most important meal of the day if you don't like it that must make you gay I know that you want to be like me 8-Bit Panda master of breakfast treats [repeat prechorus and chorus]
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what are you listening to? repetitive poppy beat and a rhythm that just wouldn't quit don't you have any clue that you're bopping your head to some trash that's playing on the radio can't take it anymore same seven hit from that whore everyone get on the floor and smash that boogie or die those top 40 hits they sound like recycled shit I'm not getting down with this so smash that boogie or die is this your favorite song? you're caught in a trance with the audio mess pumped into your ears we call all sing along but I rather kill that DJ and show you what real music is.
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Hello my name Is Jade I'm social justice waste agree with me or you'll be shamed. Hello my name Is Jade I'm social justice waste agree with me or you'll be shamed. All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger I am a vegan transgender feminist! All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger I am a vegan transgender feminist! I don't use science facts my logic's off the tracks but everyday I'll have my say. I don't use science facts my logic's off the tracks but everyday I'll have my way. Shiver me triggers! My vent blog it's got even bigger I am a vegan transgender feminist! All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger I am a vegan transgender feminist! I demand you respect my authority I demand you respect my authority In my eyes 1 and 1 equals 3 I demand you respect my identity Hello my name Is Jade I'm social justice waste agree with me or you'll be shamed. Hello my name Is Jade I'm social justice waste so get the hell out of my way. In my world I know all All is right You are wrong I am right.
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every time I go to school all I hear is "PONIES RULE" I don't get how you can watch this show it's for girls! what's with you bro? I hate ponies ponies go home I hate bronies they don't cat magic they wreak havoc I don't have time for your pony games and I don't wanna hear your stupid nicknames why do I have so much resentment? for starters you live in your mother's basement I hate ponies ponies go home I hate bronies they don't cat magic they wreak havoc I hate ponies leave me alone bronies before honies friendship isn't magic it's just tragic!
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I will destroy all life on Earth with my gigantic laser. gun. you can all pray for what it's worth but your cries will be heard by no one now you die it's game over all your tears. turned to rust now you're dead. it's all over all your screams. were for naught I will destroy all life on Earth with my gigantic laser. gun
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excuse me doc but is there a solution to end this everlasting social confusion? as you can see I'm at my wit's end I'm being told the end of movies by my so called friends spoiler alert! the hobbits get the ring spoiler alert! the titanic sinks spoiler alert! fight club is a thing and if you don't like it stay off the internet! in order to avoid this verbal diarrhea I have to stay away from social media sometimes that's not always a quick fix at least shut the fuck up when we're watching netflix spoiler alert! the villain dies spoiler alert! the cake is a lie spoiler alert! that chick is a guy! and if you don't like it stay off the internet! spoiler alert! the hobbits get the ring spoiler alert! the titanic sinks spoiler alert! fight club is a thing and if you don't like it like it! LIKE IT! spoiler alert! the message has been sent spoiler alert! we're no longer friends spoiler alert! this song's about to end and if you don't like it stay off the internet!
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Microchip 03:33
you saw this world as free look at what you've done they took your voice, your rights and they took your sons shackled, blinded and deceived just to keep you safe but you wouldn't know freedom if it slapped you in the face they put a microchip inside your head they have recorded everything you said but it's not to late to join the fight silent warriors fight for what is right eyes wide open to the sleeping sheep raise your fists and march to the tyrant's keep defenses down and systems disconnect go and tell your children that the world is now correct [repeat chorus] silent warriors fight for what is right!
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Viral Pests 01:56
in an 8-bit world you're an 8-bit curse thinking your life can't get any worse give you a break? I'd be a fool this digital kingdom is where I rule viral pests i do detest I'll gladly put you to the test no cheat codes as you drown in glitch your death on repeat remember this you're an 8-bit shell of an 8-bit man and you'll never be the same again viral pests i do detest I'll gladly put you to the test you have no chance to survive so make your time! in an 8-bit world you're an 8-bit curse thinking your life can't get any worse you're an 8-bit shell of an 8-bit man and you'll never be the same again
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I'm about to frag some noobs I'll be at the top of my game hope I don't experience lag hope my guy don't die I'm gonna frag some noobs I'm at the top of my game what's with all this lag? FUCK! my guy just died I'm fragging some noobs I'm that number 1 guy what's with all this lag? FUCK! my guy just died I was fragging some noobs I was at the top of my game thanks to all this lag my guy just died...
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[Princess Toadstool] H-E-L-P! yes I need some help I am getting quite tired of this Bowser's kidnapped me oh what shall I do? darling, you're my only hope [Mario] traveling through some pipes in eight different worlds I am getting quite tired of this seems to me that I have done this all before guess I'll just go home and have a beer but I have to fight some big turtle dude maybe he's a lizard and he's overweight gotta go storm the castle and rescue my boo maybe I should quit while I'm ahead [Toad] sorry buy but you're princess is in another castle I'm sure this is quite annoying for you please don't beat on me I am just a messenger I would recommend you think ahead see King Koopa's got some evil plan for you destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and build a strip mall fire, spikes and pit traps await you maybe you should quit while you're ahead [Mario] one life left and I'm not sure what to do eat this mushroom but it'll make me sick pretty fitr flowers give me heartburn maybe you should quit while you're ahead [Toad] yes maybe you should quit while you're ahead
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post that meme post that meme internet cancer post that meme post that meme post that meme I think it's funny post that meme post that meme post that meme spread that virus post that meme post that meme post that meme it's over 9000! post that meme post that meme post that meme catch me outside, bitch! post that meme post that meme post that meme hackers on steroids post that meme post that meme post that meme all the single furries post that meme post that meme post that meme all your base are belong to meme I'm the fat guy playing DDR everyone says that I go too far about to get jiggy with this candy bar cuz I'm the fat guy playing DDR I'm the fat guy playing DDR never ever said that I'd pass sub-par I got more moves than Heady Lamar cuz I'm the fat guy playing DDR
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Not A DJ 01:00
I am not a DJ just to let you know I play groovy music on my Casio I am not a DJ do you understand me? I don't need a laptop just my tamagotchi
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hanging out in my dad's basement mashing buttons on a plastic guitar we're sorry you're not as cool as us in our minds we're still superstars guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME? got the high score of Hotel California Heart Shaped Box is the song that I rule I run on mountain dew and pop tarts don't get mad that you're getting schooled guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME? I hope you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME don't you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME? we're still rockstars guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME? I hope you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME now you know you're not getting laid!
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First full length album that contain sugar coated, spicy digital industrial goodness for your earholes. Put a quarter in and go on a dark voyage through bronies, alien, social justice warriors and breakfast cereal!

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released May 17, 2017

Written, vocals, synth, programming and sampling done by Panda X
Produced by Panda X and Chuck Silsby in Wilkes Barre,PA
All samples belong to their respected owners
Thanx to Papi, Mom, Erin, Marcus Avery, Mark, Psykho, Ronnie, Nils, Quoth, Lady Hectic, Tom, DarkNES, Paul Sinclair, Sascha, Trent, Jane, Doc, The Mayor of Metal, Oz, Chuck, Nick Necro, Max, Ruby, Casio, Acoustika, and you for playing.

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Industrial geeky gamer goodness from Scranton, PA making tunes for your earholes since 2012.

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