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X Program M66
01:59
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wake up 6AM turn on the cartoons
tummy's rumbling I'm in one of those moods
don't talk to me don't care if I'm rude
I'm on a quest for cereal, dude
get your vitamins on
get your minerals on
get your calcium on
get your magnesium on
breakfast the most important meal of the day
grab your spoons!
pancakes waffles this shit can't be beat
bacon hash browns it's like crack to me.
you must think that I am seriously disturbed
I can't help that I am a breakfast nerd
[repeat prechorus and chorus]
breakfast the most important meal of the day
if you don't like it that must make you gay
I know that you want to be like me
8-Bit Panda master of breakfast treats
[repeat prechorus and chorus]
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3. |
Smash Boogie Die
03:47
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what are you listening to?
repetitive poppy beat and a rhythm that just wouldn't quit
don't you have any clue
that you're bopping your head to some trash that's playing on the radio
can't take it anymore
same seven hit from that whore
everyone get on the floor
and smash that boogie or die
those top 40 hits
they sound like recycled shit
I'm not getting down with this
so smash that boogie or die
is this your favorite song?
you're caught in a trance with the audio mess pumped into your ears
we call all sing along
but I rather kill that DJ and show you what real music is.
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4. |
Social Justice Waste
03:34
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Hello my name Is Jade
I'm social justice waste
agree with me or you'll be shamed.
Hello my name Is Jade
I'm social justice waste
agree with me or you'll be shamed.
All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger
I am a vegan transgender feminist!
All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger
I am a vegan transgender feminist!
I don't use science facts
my logic's off the tracks
but everyday I'll have my say.
I don't use science facts
my logic's off the tracks
but everyday I'll have my way.
Shiver me triggers! My vent blog it's got even bigger
I am a vegan transgender feminist!
All the triggers has gotten my vent blog even bigger
I am a vegan transgender feminist!
I demand you respect my authority
I demand you respect my authority
In my eyes 1 and 1 equals 3
I demand you respect my identity
Hello my name Is Jade
I'm social justice waste
agree with me or you'll be shamed.
Hello my name Is Jade
I'm social justice waste
so get the hell out of my way.
In my world I know all
All is right You are wrong
I am right.
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5. |
Bronies B4 Hoenies
03:23
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every time I go to school
all I hear is "PONIES RULE"
I don't get how you can watch this show
it's for girls! what's with you bro?
I hate ponies
ponies go home
I hate bronies
they don't cat magic
they wreak havoc
I don't have time for your pony games
and I don't wanna hear your stupid nicknames
why do I have so much resentment?
for starters you live in your mother's basement
I hate ponies
ponies go home
I hate bronies
they don't cat magic
they wreak havoc
I hate ponies
leave me alone
bronies before honies
friendship isn't magic
it's just tragic!
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6. |
Richards Simmons VHS
02:13
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I will destroy all life on Earth
with my gigantic laser. gun.
you can all pray for what it's worth
but your cries will be heard by no one
now you die
it's game over
all your tears.
turned to rust
now you're dead.
it's all over
all your screams.
were for naught
I will destroy all life on Earth
with my gigantic laser. gun
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7. |
Sankaku Atama
04:26
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8. |
Spoiler Alert
03:30
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excuse me doc but is there a solution
to end this everlasting social confusion?
as you can see I'm at my wit's end
I'm being told the end of movies by my so called friends
spoiler alert! the hobbits get the ring
spoiler alert! the titanic sinks
spoiler alert! fight club is a thing
and if you don't like it
stay off the internet!
in order to avoid this verbal diarrhea
I have to stay away from social media
sometimes that's not always a quick fix
at least shut the fuck up when we're watching netflix
spoiler alert! the villain dies
spoiler alert! the cake is a lie
spoiler alert! that chick is a guy!
and if you don't like it
stay off the internet!
spoiler alert! the hobbits get the ring
spoiler alert! the titanic sinks
spoiler alert! fight club is a thing
and if you don't like it like it! LIKE IT!
spoiler alert! the message has been sent
spoiler alert! we're no longer friends
spoiler alert! this song's about to end
and if you don't like it
stay off the internet!
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9. |
Microchip
03:33
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you saw this world as free look at what you've done
they took your voice, your rights and they took your sons
shackled, blinded and deceived just to keep you safe
but you wouldn't know freedom if it slapped you in the face
they put a microchip inside your head
they have recorded everything you said
but it's not to late to join the fight
silent warriors fight for what is right
eyes wide open to the sleeping sheep
raise your fists and march to the tyrant's keep
defenses down and systems disconnect
go and tell your children that the world is now correct
[repeat chorus]
silent warriors fight for what is right!
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10. |
Viral Pests
01:56
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in an 8-bit world you're an 8-bit curse
thinking your life can't get any worse
give you a break? I'd be a fool
this digital kingdom is where I rule
viral pests i do detest
I'll gladly put you to the test
no cheat codes as you drown in glitch
your death on repeat remember this
you're an 8-bit shell of an 8-bit man
and you'll never be the same again
viral pests i do detest
I'll gladly put you to the test
you have no chance to survive
so make your time!
in an 8-bit world you're an 8-bit curse
thinking your life can't get any worse
you're an 8-bit shell of an 8-bit man
and you'll never be the same again
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I'm about to frag some noobs
I'll be at the top of my game
hope I don't experience lag
hope my guy don't die
I'm gonna frag some noobs
I'm at the top of my game
what's with all this lag?
FUCK! my guy just died
I'm fragging some noobs
I'm that number 1 guy
what's with all this lag?
FUCK! my guy just died
I was fragging some noobs
I was at the top of my game
thanks to all this lag
my guy just died...
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[Princess Toadstool]
H-E-L-P! yes I need some help
I am getting quite tired of this
Bowser's kidnapped me
oh what shall I do?
darling, you're my only hope
[Mario]
traveling through some pipes in eight different worlds
I am getting quite tired of this
seems to me that I have done this all before
guess I'll just go home and have a beer
but I have to fight some big turtle dude
maybe he's a lizard and he's overweight
gotta go storm the castle and rescue my boo
maybe I should quit while I'm ahead
[Toad]
sorry buy but you're princess is in another castle
I'm sure this is quite annoying for you
please don't beat on me
I am just a messenger
I would recommend you think ahead
see King Koopa's got some evil plan for you
destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and build a strip mall
fire, spikes and pit traps await you
maybe you should quit while you're ahead
[Mario]
one life left and I'm not sure what to do
eat this mushroom but it'll make me sick
pretty fitr flowers give me heartburn
maybe you should quit while you're ahead
[Toad]
yes maybe you should quit while you're ahead
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13. |
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post that meme post that meme
internet cancer post that meme
post that meme post that meme
I think it's funny post that meme
post that meme post that meme
spread that virus post that meme
post that meme post that meme
it's over 9000! post that meme
post that meme post that meme
catch me outside, bitch! post that meme
post that meme post that meme
hackers on steroids post that meme
post that meme post that meme
all the single furries post that meme
post that meme post that meme
all your base are belong to meme
I'm the fat guy playing DDR
everyone says that I go too far
about to get jiggy with this candy bar
cuz I'm the fat guy playing DDR
I'm the fat guy playing DDR
never ever said that I'd pass sub-par
I got more moves than Heady Lamar
cuz I'm the fat guy playing DDR
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14. |
Not A DJ
01:00
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I am not a DJ
just to let you know
I play groovy music
on my Casio
I am not a DJ
do you understand me?
I don't need a laptop
just my tamagotchi
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15. |
Guitar Hero Is LAME
01:25
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hanging out in my dad's basement
mashing buttons on a plastic guitar
we're sorry you're not as cool as us
in our minds we're still superstars
guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME
do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME?
got the high score of Hotel California
Heart Shaped Box is the song that I rule
I run on mountain dew and pop tarts
don't get mad that you're getting schooled
guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME
do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME?
I hope you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME
don't you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME?
we're still rockstars
guess what? Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME
do you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME?
I hope you know Guitar Hero Is fucking LAME
now you know you're not getting laid!
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16. |
Danger in Retro
02:45
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